Enlightenment Test

  1. Yin and __________.
    1. Yout
    2. Tonic
    3. Yenta
    4. Yang

  2. A Zen koan is ________
    1. A Jewish Buddhist
    2. All of the above
    3. None of the above
    4. None of the above

  3. Lao Tzu is ________
    1. Shrimp with fried rice
    2. The Atman Brothers
    3. A Japanese word for sneeze
    4. One of the above

  4. Jivatman and Atman merge to become __________
    1. Jivatmanatman
    2. The Atman Brothers
    3. Jivatman and Atman, Inc.
    4. Mr. and Mrs. Atman

  5. The word or words which best describes the relationship of God, Guru, and Self is _____
    1. Oneness
    2. Twoness
    3. Penpalness
    4. Just good friends

  6. Which of the following is not a name of the Lord?
    1. Jehovah
    2. Elohim
    3. Yahweh
    4. Charlton Heston

  7. Carlos Castaneda is ________
    1. A flamenco dancer
    2. A resort near San Juan
    3. The 2nd baseman for the LA Dodgers
    4. The guitarist for Santana

  8. Om Mani Padme Hum means _________
    1. Oh Manny, pardon my home.
    2. Money talks, nobody walks.
    3. If u cn rd ths msg u cn gt a gd jb.
    4. Sanskrit for never having to say you're sorry