I would like to thank Prof. Bob Milnikel for devising this clever knock-off of the TV quiz show Jeopardy! and for being generous enough to let me make use of his idea. I would also like to thank (with apologies) the makers of the gameshow itself for not taking us to court. (I presume they will never find out. If you don't tell them, I won'd tell them!)
You may be sad to know that we don't give you the answers and expect you to come up with the questions, but those are the breaks.
Begin Jeopardy!